8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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