i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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