3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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