Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
