My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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