Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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