I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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