Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
