just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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