I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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