i just google imaged poop.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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