She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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