But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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