so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
please don't ironically join a cult
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