i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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