Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Panties = found
Randomize
