If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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