i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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