watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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