This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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