Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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