He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Pooping to opera.
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