When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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