I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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