OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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