i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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