there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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