That's intense
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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