Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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