yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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