just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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