you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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