it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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