I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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