My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
