reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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