I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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