so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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