we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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