yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
