I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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