..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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