jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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