remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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