Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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