theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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