why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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