Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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