Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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