Just fell off a train. Bad.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
as a side note pls kill me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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