id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He did a backflip because drugs
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