I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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