My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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