His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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