If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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