Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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